The Red Sox just cannot be killed; Resilience due in large part to off season seminars hosted by Michael Myers.

Brodeur earns his 97th career shutout in win over Thrashers;  Luckily, Atlanta not close enough to Dallas for him to be affected by the presence of Sean Avery.

Steinbrenner says Joba is likely to return to starting rotation in ‘09, and that the Yanks won’t entertain moving him to the bullpen until a late-season injury caused by the fatigue of his overly-babied arm forces them to.

Steelers safety Troy Polamalu says egregious fines are making the NFL a “pansy game,” promptly scrunchies his hair up into a bun and storms off in disgust.

Despite injured pinkie, Romo wants to play Sunday; Apparently Favre’s call of encouragement complete denigration of his manhood did the job.