Knicks narrowly fall to Raptors in preseason opener; Relinquishing late lead at the hands of an overpaid, one-dimensional shooter has them feeling good about Allan Houston’s possible role on the team.

Favre plays prank on teammate Barton; Reaffirms tried and true old saying, “You’re not truly comfortable with someone until you feel justified putting a rotting animal carcus among their personal belongings for your own amusement.”

Adam Jones in trouble again after alleged fight with own bodyguard; Apparently the bodyguard tried to pick up a dollar that Pacman had dropped on the floor and, well… we all know how that goes.

The Phillies will host their first NLCS game since 1993 tonight; Game to start on time as Phanatic promises not to leave the ammo to his cheese steak bazooka carelessly lying around.