Mets reliever Burgos comes to his senses and turns himself in to authorities… by slamming SUV through wall of Santo Domingo police station… while wielding a weapon… with a woman in a headlock… naturally.

Yankee closer Rivera undergoes minor shoulder surgery, conducted by the same doctor who worked on Jorge Posada in July.  That being the case, if Rivera suddenly struggles to reach home plate with his pitches we’ll know who to blame.

D’Antoni expects big things from Nate Robinson; Says “scary athleticism” could lead to another dunk contest title… if allowed the customary 14 attempts.

Fans can bid for Shea Stadium memorabilia; #1 on my list? An authentic locker room urinal with microscopic remnants of cocaine on the top and a Lenny Dykstra dip wad permanently melded to the side.

Tiger Woods expects Obi Wan-like return after being struck down by knee surgery; will become stronger than we can possibly imagine.