Manuel’s contract extended 2 years along with club option for 2011; Manager looking forward to eventual unceremonious firing at an ungodly hour while on an unnecessary road trip. 

Plax-less Giants stomp Seahawks; Disciplinary master Coughlin shows stars he has no problem winning without them every 40 to 50 infractions.

Fins win for second week in a row; Locust swarms, toads raining from sky imminent.

Cubs spare their fans agony of another so-close-curse-prompted-choke-job; Lose in stunningly efficient fashion. 

MMA fighter Kimbo Slice exposed as farce; Turns out to be 107lb. Indonesian boy behind beard.