Brewers fall to Phillies in playoff opener thanks to selfish primadonna Sabathia’s refusal to go on 2 days rest.

Ramirez homers to help Dodgers to 7-2 win over Cubbies; “I’m just being Manny,” Manny said.  Oh that is so Manny.  I love when he goes all Manny being Manny and answers questions simply be stating who he’s being… Manny.

Jason Bay’s go ahead home run lifts Sox over Halos 4-1; Credits his calm nerves to never having been remotely close the a postseason atmosphere during his time in Pittsburgh.

Mets pitcher Burgos dealing with frustration of a lost season as any normal person would… mowing down innocent people with an SUV.

Former Bronco Travis Henry arrested in “multikilogram cocaine transaction”; Evidently feeding his hordes of illegitimate children requires the income of both a professional football player and a drug kingpin.