Plaxico Burress was reportedly involved in 40-50 team levied fines before his recent 2 week suspension was handed down.  So take note all you egomaniacal primadonnas around the league; If you want to come to New York for the big bucks, be prepared to adhere to a strict and unwavering 50 strikes and your out rule.

Yankee GM Brian Cashman earns 3-year extension; someone has to be there to explain the infield-fly rule to “true baseball man” Hank.

Maine undergoes arthroscopic shoulder surgery; Looking forward to being forced into bullpen out of desperation in ’09.

Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis fires head coach Lane Kiffin, reaffirms his position as the all-knowing, unquestionable ruler of Castle Grey Skull.

White Sox slip past Twins 1-0 to gain last AL playoff spot;  Ozzie Guillen’s continued presence assures TBS’s 7-second delay will be put to good use.

Ricky Williams admits freedom of bye week, Domino’s killer Two-for-Tuesday deal tempted him to use marijuana.