SHEAme old story as Mets SHEAmeful performance closes stadium with fans uttering “SHEA it ain’t so“… New York newspaper headlines still rife with witty cleverness.

Favre sets personal records with 6 TD passes, 10 minutes of post game interview without weeping.

Mike Mussina hits 20 win mark for first time in his career; Hank Steinbrenner, shocked that having a 20-game winner does not earn an automatic bid for the playoffs, files for appeal with league office.

Despite Mets’ shortcomings, GM Omar Minaya will likely recommend hiring of manager Jerry Manuel for next year; Manuel’s heart specialist will likely recommend the Mets shore up bullpen issues if they plan to have Manuel survive entire season.

Former players, legions of loyal concession stand vermin honored at Shea Stadium closing ceremonies.