The Mets were able to finally stop the bleeding last night, slipping past the pesky Nationals 9-7 to maintain their standing in the NL East.  So for those of you who were sweating an impending collapse, take a collective sigh of relief… all it takes for the Mets to nullify their horrendous bullpen is 4+ home runs each night.  Hello post season!

The Yankee offense awoke late last night, with homers by A-Rod and Johnny Damon powering them to a 5-1 win over the White Sox.  Phil Hughes also made his first appearance since going down with a rib injury earlier this year, throwing four solid innings and showing promise… and maintaining his win total for the year at a stellar zero.

Last night a lucky fan caught a home run ball at Yankee Stadium for the second night in a row, catching a Johnny Damon blast after having caught a Jason Giambi dinger on Tuesday.  His noticeable celebration dance and National Scrabble Tournament t-shirt were immediately recognized and ensured his spot in 15 minute Yankee fame… they also ensured he would remain a virgin for at least 5 more years.

Referee Hochuli apologizes for blowing crucial call in Broncos-Chargers game; has been spotted each day since at local gym, curling 900lbs while weeping uncontrollably.