The Giants kicked off the 2008 NFL season with a 16-7 win over their division rival Washington Redskins.  While it was a solid win, there wasn’t even a single one-handed, helmet catch… way to start the season with a letdown G-Men. 

The Yankees 9th inning rally was too little to late in their attempt to sweep the Rays, falling 7-5 last night to the division leaders.  And chalk up another meaningless 9th inning homer for A-Rod, whose solo shot with 2 outs left them 2 runs short thanks to the bases already having been cleared by a True Yankee.

Plaxico Burress gets five year, $35 million dollar extension from Giants; looking forward to being only consistently overthrown 6’5″ receiver for years to come.

Fan beats LeBron James at HORSE; Lebron beats fan mercilessly in parking lot… nobody shows up the King.

ATTN: Shady Perverts- Be wary of where you’re headed with that box of Trojans and six pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade… Chris Hansen and Mr. Met may be waiting for you behind that door with a cold serving of justice.