Luis Ayala blows save for Mets en route to a devastating 13th inning loss; welcomed by bullpen brethren with open and useless arms.

A-Rod goes 0-for-5 in Yanks crucial loss to Bosox; realizing postseason hopes are fading, the All Star third baseman has elected to get in his clutch situation choke-jobs while he has the chance.

Michael Strahan elects to stay retired; Giants begin searching for other media personalities interested in filling their hole at defensive end.

Jets coach Eric Mangini announces he will likely sit Brett Favre for their final preseason contest;  John Madden announces he will crucify Eric Mangini.