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The Morning Fix

By Slim Pickens on Aug 15, 2008, 8:13 am

Oliver Perez led the Mets to their third straight win, and a sweep of the Nationals on Thursday. The much needed series with baseball’s worst team seems to be just what the Mets needed to regain confidence, and has calmed a lot of nerves back in New York, ensuring the distinct possibility that this could be the “I felt so good after that _____ series, then outta nowhere… BAM! It’s like they hit me with a truck,” moment for the 2008 Mets.

Rookie pitcher Dan Giese became the latest Yankee casualty this season, being forced to the 15 day DL with rotator cuff tendinitis. Said Geise of the unfortunate turn, “Now I really feel like a true Yankee.”

The Giants lost one of their most recent acquisitions yesterday, putting offensive lineman Shane Olivea on season ending injured reserve after he suffered a back injury in training camp. Olivea, who was cut from the Chargers last year thanks to an addiction to pain killers, pointed out “This doesn’t have to be season ending… I know a little something that can get me back out there playing in no time…” *wink*

Rumors are swirling that a Chinese gymnast who won a gold medal earlier this week is not of proper age to compete. According to IOC regulations gymnasts must be at least 16, however, evidence reported only 9 months ago by China’s goverrnment’s new agency had the girl listed at only 13. Investigators are also looking into the possibility that the girl wasn’t at the games at all and was, in fact, CGI.

You’ve got to love the fact that “Manny gets a haircut” is now considered pertinent news. And I know what you’re thinking, but don’t bother. The story has already been optioned for an inspirational children’s book… I looked into it.

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