Carlos Delgado continued his tear at the plate, knocking in 2-runs with an eighth inning double putting the Mets ahead to stay, giving them sole possession of first place in the NL East. Delgado’s red hot bat has endeared him to the Shea faithful after relentless early year booing, despite the fact that following his heroics he refused to take a curtain call, the game ball, or a post-game shower.

The Yankees enjoyed a day off before a crucial showdown in Beantown with the Red Sox this weekend. As it stands, they are one of the hottest teams in baseball with a six game win streak, having not suffered a loss since the All Star break. With the Bombers playing this well while enduring a bevy of injuries, it seems the sky is the limit for this team. There is really no telling just how good they could be once Carl Pavano comes off the DL.

You know you have been accused of something mind-blowingly insane when your winning argument in court is “Yes your honor, I’ll freely admit I participated in a sadomasochistic orgy in a London cellar… but the Nazis had nothing to do with it!”

Caleb Campbell, the West Point grad chosen in the 7th round of this year’s NFL draft, was informed that thanks to a change in Army policy he would not be eligible to play until 2010. Apparently the Army has elected to use their advertising slogan quite literally, they chose names out of a hat, and Campbell’s name was unfortunately drawn to be their “Army of One.”

LeBron James has guaranteed that Team USA basketball will win gold in Beijing. Do we really need to be giving the entire world bulletin board material LeBron? Plus, even if we do win it all it will be a tainted victory, basketball powerhouse Iraq won’t even be represented.