Mike Mussina pitched eight scoreless innings on Wednesday, leading the Yankees to their sixth win in a row, and a sweep of the Twins.  Moose, a well known crossword puzzle enthusiast, said that anyone who claims to have predicted the stellar year he has enjoyed thus far is: Four letters, “Full of ____.”

John Maine allowed only 3 runs en route to his first win since June 25, and a 6-3 Mets victory over the Phillies.  The raucous Shea crowd was anything but short on barbs about the sordid past of Phillies’ starter Brett Myers, who was making his first appearance since a four game stint in the minors.  You know, for such a seemingly docile fellow, it’s hard to believe Myers could really be such a mega-scumbag.

The Newark Star-Ledger has reported that Rutgers football coach Greg Schiano’s deal with the school involves several hidden clauses and gaurantees, including an extra $250,000 that had previously not been  disclosed.  Shady, under the table dealings in the heart of New Jersey?  Say it ain’t so.

Infamous Cubs fan and scapegoat Steve Bartman has reportedly been offered $25,000 to show himself in public and sign a single autograph.  Bartman, who has been MIA at a Bin Laden-type level since the day of the incident, can expect a crowd resembling this one should he choose to make the appearance.