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The Morning Fix

By Slim Pickens on Jul 18, 2008, 7:00 am

The Mets rallied for 4 runs in the ninth inning to beat the Cincinnati Reds, extend their win-streak to 10 in a row, and take a share of first place in the NL East. Now you can just sit back and relax until the playoffs Mets fans, because we all know once the Amazins get their hands on first place they never let go.

The Yankees came to terms on a deal with first baseman Richie Sexson, released earlier this season by the Seattle Mariners, to help bolster their power from the right side of the plate. Had I known they were looking for a righty they could pay a few hundred thousand dollars to bat .218, I definitely would have made my availability more apparent. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20.

Giants season ticket holders are up in arms about the PSL policy that will go into effect with the new stadium 2010. Season ticket holders will be forced to pay an additional fee for their “Personal Seat License” which will “guarantee the purchaser associated rights to purchase Giants season tickets.” Think they’re mad now? Wait until the Giants brass reveals the PAL policy in which patrons will be forced to show their Personal Ass License at the door of the restroom before they may enter.

Photos from the wedding reception of Eli Manning leaked onto the internet recently, revealing quite the affair. You’ve got to love the look on the young quarterback’s face here: “I’m supposed to put my what where tonight?!

Embattled wide receiver Chris Henry is hopeful for his reinstatement to play in 2008, and is looking forward to options with several teams including his former team, the Bengals. Henry also vows to beat his previous record for time without an arrest, which currently stands at 2 weeks, 3 days, 1 hour. Best of luck Chris!

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