First, some cut jokes:

The National League got so desperate, manager Clint Hurdle even considered using David Wright as an emergency relief pitcher. When asked how Fred and Jeff Wilpon would react if he were to pitch, Wright said: “I just hope that they were asleep.” Just like everyone else.

The lengthy All-Star Game must have been torture for play-by-play man Joe Buck, who has previously admitted to not really liking baseball that much. A good way to put the nail in that coffin? Spending five hours in small room with Tim McCarver.

And now, the outtakes: