Convicted steroid dealer Kirk Radomski, who recently provided the government with receipts linking Roger Clemens and others to shipments of HGH, claims to have run across the evidence while moving his television.

“My TV broke and I said, ‘Damn, I got to get it off the dresser.  And it was right there”

Radomski’s chance discovery has opened the eyes of fellow pariah Brian McNamee, who realized he may also have incriminating tidbits laying around his house that could help in his case against Clemens.  Here is what he’s run across so far:

• In the sleeve of his Mindy McCready Sings the Holiday Hits album, lewd photos of the Rocket giving the thumbs up while the now infamous Country singer holds up her birth certificate revealing she is only 15 years old
• At the bottom of his cookie jar, an original reel of the Zapruder film that shows Clemens was indeed on the grassy knoll
• In his toilet tank, the severed third ear that at one time protruded from the forehead of Roger Clemens
• While playing his vinyl copy of the Beatles White Album backwards, hidden auditory assertion that Roger Clemens was, in fact, the Walrus
• In between his couch cushions, Roger’s Gold Membership discount card for the HGH Wholesale Emporium

Mr. Clemens, I am no legal expert and this is just a suggestion, but it may be time to consider dropping the defamation suit.