In a report in today’s Daily News, Adam Rubin quotes Chipper Jones saying he’ll miss Shea Stadium when it’s gone. Apparently Chipper also asked Jay Horwitz for a Shea memento that he can give to his son, Shea:

“I was like, ‘You’ve got to hook me up — whether it’s a seat, whether it’s a sign, something that I can put in Shea’s room.’” Jones said. “I’m going to try to get him up here this summer and walk him around before they tear it down. … It’s just been a place where I’ve really enjoyed playing.”

We’re blinded by rage. Shut up. Just shut up. We hate you enough already. Isn’t there a Hooters girl you can be impregnating right now? Shouldn’t you be busy making errors at third base?

Go figure that a redneck with a penchant for Hooters would love a cheesy, overpriced dump with crappy food.

To make matters worse, David Wright chimed in:

“When he’s healthy, he rolls out of bed and just hits,” Wright said. “He finds a way to go up there and produce. It’s amazing to have that kind of consistency over the course of his career.”

Who told you to speak? Did Jay Horwitz put you up to this? You’d think at this point, D-Wright would know enough to use his cliches for good. Shut up. Go back to telling us how wonderful and legendary Yankee Stadium is. We haven’t heard enough about it from FOX and ESPN.