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The Morning Fix

By Slim Pickens on Jul 15, 2008, 10:30 am

Josh Hamilton overcomes adversity, drug addiction, geriatric pitcher and laws of physics to set Home Run Derby single round record.

In true storybook fashion, fundamentally sound, Canadian-born Minnesota Twin goes down in history as Yankee Stadium Home Run Derby champion.

New York Knicks front office rumored to be pushing for outright release of guard Stephon Marbury, citing complete insanity.

Brett Favre speaks publicly for the first time since rumors of a possible comeback surfaced, says “the itch, if you want to say itch, or the fire is coming back or whatever.” Doctors say Favre may be confusing desire to play with Chlamydia.

Telephone records of disgraced former NBA referee Tim Donaghy reveal that he made 134 calls to a fellow referee, Scott Foster, during the time in which he was betting on games. Thus far, however, the investigation has yielded no proof of criminal activity and suggests that he and Mr. Foster may have simply been BFF.

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